365 Bits

Monday, January 14, 2008

2008-01-14T01:13:00.002Z

Smart Fortwo
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I bought a Kinder Surpise along with some cans of beer, and got a miniature Smart Car inside it. I wanted a toy, not an advertisement. Thanks for ruining my attempt to recapture my childhood, Kinder Surprise.

What a cack photographer I used to be.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

2008-01-14T01:12:00.000Z

My Left Hand
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

All effete and porcelain. I've never done a day's work in my life.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

2008-01-14T01:11:00.000Z

Highgate
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

These new tube trains are far too blurry to ride on. Only last night I sat on what I thought was a seat, when a yelp came from behind me.

"Excuse me!" cried a snooty lady, "you're sitting on me!"

"I am ever so sorry," I replied, reclining gently, "but you're so blurry I thought you were a seat." I farted as I slid down her leg, her thigh acting as a sort of castor rail for my buttocks.

Friday, January 11, 2008

2008-01-14T01:10:00.000Z

Tube
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This man is super serious and shouting into his phone.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE STOCK IS UP I SAID IT SHOULD BE DOWN, CHECK AGAIN, IT IS DOWN? YOU SAID IT WAS UP THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE CONFUSING ME."

Thursday, January 10, 2008

2008-01-14T01:09:00.000Z

Metropolitan Line
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

It fills me with satisfaction, looking across the platform to see commuters crowd onto a busy westbound Metropolitan line train. Ol' eastbound is mostly empty, and cool n' breezy.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

2008-01-14T01:08:00.000Z

Pikmin
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

These used to belong to an entire set of Pikmin, but gradually they've all disappeared. This red one is the last one I've got. If he leaves, I'll have nothing.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

2008-01-14T01:07:00.000Z

The Queen
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

If you lean in close it's like you're kissing the queen right on the chin. Mmmmlulululu.

Monday, January 7, 2008

2008-01-14T01:06:00.000Z

Record Face
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

These cool dudes came with some game that was sent to the office. I've forgotten what they're called, but if you look closely this one has a record for a face.

A record!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

2008-01-14T01:05:00.000Z

Mind the Gap
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This sign irritates me, why is 'gap' preceded by the definite article while platform and train are not? It should say 'Mind gap between train and platform', or 'Mind the gap between the train and the platform'.

IS THIS THE SERVICE I PAY £109 A MONTH FOR. KEN LIVINGSTON.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

2008-01-14T01:04:00.000Z

Contemplation
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

He so rarely gets a chance to get off my keyring, and when he does he just sits there, on my Squarepusher CD, staring. Contemplating?

Friday, January 4, 2008

2008-01-14T01:03:00.000Z

The Queen
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Hello Queen, I've just taken one photo for every day of 2007 - what do you have to say about that?

"Well done Steve, one thinks one would very much like to kiss you."

OH QUEEN I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT GET AWAY FROM ME URGH.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

2008-01-14T01:02:00.000Z

Luggage Trolleys
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Back in Gatwick, England, Great Britain, United Kingdom. That's the order it goes in. United Kingdom is Great Britain plus Northern Ireland. Here's some luggage trolleys.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

2008-01-14T01:01:00.000Z

DoF
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Working with my Macbook meant I underexposed all my images. Turns out I was looking at the screen at the wrong angle. What a bloody waste of £600.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

2008-01-14T01:00:00.000Z

Jessie
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Jessie is a tiny dog, and like other dogs, she was unaware that it was a new year. Look at her, lounging around as if it was 2007, when actually it's 2008. Get a grip, Jess.

Monday, December 31, 2007

2007-12-31T02:20:00.001Z

Contact Lens
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

My eye, up close, up really close. Nice isn't it.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

2007-12-31T02:20:00.000Z

Manky Feather
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I found this manky feather somewhere, I can't quite remember where it was. Oh that's right, it was stuck to some bird.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

2007-12-31T02:19:00.000Z

Ash
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Cigarette ashes. I'm certainly getting my money's worth from this macro lens.

Friday, December 28, 2007

2007-12-31T02:18:00.000Z

Bee, Mostly Dead
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

There was a mostly dead bee on the path. He'd gotten his hair all soggy, and looked pretty down in the dumps. I think I captured that well.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

2007-12-31T02:17:00.001Z

Heima
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is what Paul got me for Christmas. I can't remember what I got him, so it must not have been much good.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

2007-12-31T02:17:00.000Z

Nose
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

My dog's well behaved enough to lie down and stay still while I take photos of her nose, even though she's afraid of the noisy lens motor. Aww. Stupid dog.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

2007-12-31T02:16:00.000Z

Tamron 70-300mm
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Christmas day, and is this not the most Christmassy photo you ever did see? Fuck Christmas.

Monday, December 24, 2007

2007-12-31T02:15:00.001Z

Toys
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Macro lenses bring with them the realisation that every thing you own is covered in dust.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

2007-12-31T02:15:00.000Z

Waiting
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Jessie hates being tied up outside the shop when I go in to buy stuff. This could be a deep-rooted distrust of being tied up, stemming from an incident as a puppy before I had her. Or maybe she's just being a little bitch.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

2007-12-31T02:08:00.000Z

Egg Siege
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

With my new Sigma lens, I can finally create my Dawn of War photo-fanfic. Here is scene one: The Eggcident (Accident).

Friday, December 21, 2007

2007-12-31T02:07:00.000Z

Foclóir
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Did you guess f/2.9, well you're wrong, it's f/2.8, and don't you ever forget it. Oh, and interestingly, the Irish word for 'dictionary' is 'foclóir', which literally translates to 'words'.

Durr!

Thursday, December 20, 2007

2007-12-31T02:06:00.000Z

Jessie
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

If Jessie were to defy me but once, I would destroy her.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

2007-12-31T02:02:00.000Z

Snickers
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I bought a new lens today, a 50mm macro prime lens. Look at how it brings out the detail in these Snickers bars.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

2007-12-31T02:01:00.000Z

Sky
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

The sky's much clearer in Ireland, mostly because we're Catholics.

Monday, December 17, 2007

2007-12-31T02:00:00.000Z

Cassie
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Proof that dogs can look up. Try to silence me now.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

2007-12-31T01:59:00.000Z

Jessie
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Here's my Jessie, the dog that just loooooves to be hugged.

Saturday, December 15, 2007

2007-12-31T01:58:00.000Z

Cassie
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Here's Paul with his new dog Cassie. The old one died of stupidity and being fat and horrible.

Friday, December 14, 2007

2007-12-31T01:57:00.000Z

Lights
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I can't draw things in long exposure shots, but I can run around with my iPod out.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

2007-12-31T01:56:00.000Z

Baker Street
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Tube trains don't actually go that fast. The illusion of speed is created by the closeness of the tunnel walls, and the recently installed 'moving walls', which move in the opposite direction of the train.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

2007-12-31T01:55:00.000Z

Baker Street
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Baker Street's got all this shite up on the walls. Memorials, plaques, all that rubbish. We get it, it's a really old place. Just shut up about it already.

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

2007-12-31T01:48:00.000Z

PC Zone Hoodie :O
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

We did hoodies. After we took the piss out of PC Gamer for doing it, the burden was then forced upon us. Still, we did it in the most irreverent way possible.

Monday, December 10, 2007

2007-12-31T01:47:00.000Z

Knife Edge
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

"I've had quite enough of you, water, STAB STAB STAB!"

Sunday, December 9, 2007

2007-12-31T01:46:00.000Z

Dead Plant
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I like the colours in this shot. Oh it's my shot? I'm fairly good aren't I.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

2007-12-31T01:45:00.000Z

Rust
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Nice freeze-frame action going on here. To think, water's doing all this impressive stuff all the time and we just don't notice it. Pigeons have a higher frame rate in their eyes than we do, so they're probably impressed with water all the time.

Friday, December 7, 2007

2007-12-31T01:44:00.000Z

Aldgate East
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Circle line trains go here to turn around, because if they went around the Circle line facing the same way the whole time, there would be uneven wear on the wheels. That's a fact. Or maybe a factoid?

Thursday, December 6, 2007

2007-12-31T01:43:00.000Z

Dumbbell
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I've never lifted this and I never plan to. If something is heavier than what I'm comfortable with picking up, then it's not worth picking up at all. Someone else can do that shit.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

2007-12-31T01:42:00.000Z

My Toothbrush
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

One of the rules of composition is that the subject should face into the empty space in the shot. Now, toothbrushes don't have faces, but check out this shot. The rules still apply.

Now try and tell me a toothbrush can't smile.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

2007-12-31T01:41:00.000Z

My Shoes, Under My Bed
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

One of the many nice things about Converse shoes is that they've been around for a long time, so black and white shots always look pleasing.

Monday, December 3, 2007

2007-12-31T01:40:00.000Z

My TV Remote
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I did the saturation on this shot so that the blue areas of a Sky remote are clearly identifiable. As you can see, the select button, its surrounding arrow buttons and the four menu buttons, are blue.

Next week, what bits are red on the Sky remote.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

2007-12-31T01:38:00.000Z

Official Nintendo Magazine
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I did some writing for this, and was told not to make jokes about animal sex after a quip about foxes doing it outside your window a night. But come on, foxes doing one another outside your window at night is so annoying. Those vixens scream as if boy foxes have dagger-cocks.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

2007-12-31T01:01:00.000Z

My Chapstick
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

My lips are so huge that I go through two tubes of chapstick on just one lip and by the time I've finished it's actually summer so I don't need chapstick unless I'm going swimming in the sea in which case chapstick helps prevent chapping.

Friday, November 30, 2007

2007-11-30T06:29:00.000Z

Marylebone
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I hate swapping lenses around, because dust knows that that's the best time to strike, so here's another telephoto shot of a woman's handbag and her book. If you click on the photo you'll find a link to Amazon, where you can actually buy that book. This is the internet!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

2007-11-30T06:27:00.000Z

Will's Toys
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

A triptych of Will's desk toys. I often think Will has a lot in common with Judge Dredd, for reasons I won't go into on this occasion.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

2007-11-30T06:25:00.002Z

Man with Glove
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Playing with my 300mm lens again. If you are this man then I'm sorry.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

2007-11-30T06:25:00.001Z

Abstract-o
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Oh 18-55mm kit lens, getting up to some abstract mischief are you?

Monday, November 26, 2007

2007-11-30T06:25:00.000Z

My Red Belt
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Here's my red belt, which I rarely wear these days because I find it draws too much attention to my left hip - arguably the least attractive part of my, or indeed anyone's, body.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

2007-11-30T06:23:00.001Z

Mini Adventure
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Just like Top Gear.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

2007-11-30T06:23:00.000Z

Thomas
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is the best picture I've ever taken of Tom, or maybe anybody. Tom likes me taking portrait shots of him because he's vain.

Friday, November 23, 2007

2007-11-30T06:20:00.000Z

Gigs
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

In Norway they enjoy music. Not like we enjoy music of course. For them, as sub-humans, it's much more tribal, like how an insect might be entranced by rhythmic tapping or a low frequency hum.

Haha, just kidding Norway's great.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

2007-11-30T06:19:00.000Z

Oslo Train
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Popped off to Oslo for a couple of days, and as usual I had very little time to see the countryside other than from the train. I took these three shots on the way from the airport to Oslo Central Station, and I imagine they look very much like what people expect of Norway.

Way to challenge expectations, Norway.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

2007-11-30T06:17:00.000Z

New Shoes
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Still in love with my new shoes. And this is a really nice shot too, with excellent lighting and composition. I take my wooden floor for granted really. I think too many people take their floors for granted. Without them we'd be walking around on mud. You didn't think of that did you.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

2007-11-30T06:10:00.000Z

Pen
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Just like pens replaced rubbing a shit covered finger on papyrus, maybe one day you'll use a whole PC to take notes or doodle a cock on somebody's copybook. Just a thought.

Monday, November 19, 2007

2007-11-30T06:03:00.000Z

Question
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Inside the box of Japanese chocolate mushrooms there is a quiz. The prize is chocolate mushrooms, I think.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

2007-11-30T06:00:00.000Z

Chocolate Mushrooms
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Will always gets me these chocolate mushrooms from that Japanese shop when he comes to London. They were a surprise hit at my 21st birthday party, some might even say the mushrooms are where that party peaked.

Those people would be dicks.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

2007-11-30T05:57:00.000Z

New Shoe
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I've got one red lace-hole on my shoe, which shows just how quirky and off-beat I am. Thank you Dunlop for your mass-produced individuality. And your really nice shoes.

Friday, November 16, 2007

2007-11-30T05:53:00.000Z

iPod Earphone
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Since taking this photo I've replaced this earphone, and its counterpart, with some really nice black Sennheiser earphones. The likelihood of my being mugged has fallen greatly, while the quality of the audio has improved. I summarise thusly: an all-round success.

Thursday, November 15, 2007

2007-11-30T04:09:00.000Z

Gillen's Lightsaber
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Gillen got a lightsaber. It makes all the noises. Will accidentally hit the ceiling when he was playing with it.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

2007-11-30T04:07:00.000Z

Mid-air Japes
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Funtime montage!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

2007-11-30T04:05:00.000Z

Tabula Rasa
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

We give away some awful rubbish on eBay. Some poor sod probably thought these cutouts were seven feet tall and that maybe he could do sex against your one on the left, but at six inches, these things are little more than slight masturbatory aids.

Monday, November 12, 2007

2007-11-30T04:03:00.000Z

Word up
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is an illegal copy of Microsoft Office, but I'd love to see Microsoft do anything about it. I'm calling them out. THIS SATURDAY. AT WRESTLEMANIA, WE'LL SEE. HOW FAR YOUR LITIGATION WILL GET YOU. WHEN YOU COME ACROSS. THE PEOPLE'S CHAMP.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

2007-11-30T04:01:00.000Z

USB
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

POEM I WROTE ABOUT USB:

USB, you mean a lot to me
You set me free, oh USB
Let's set our course,
'cross seven seas.
Just you and me,
oh USB.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

2007-11-30T03:58:00.000Z

Beetle
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Me and Peter went to the new UNI QLO shop on Oxford Street, and a thousand people asked if they could help us. They never could help us. We required no help.

Friday, November 9, 2007

2007-11-30T03:52:00.000Z

Royal Mail
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

London is such a fucking cliché.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

2007-11-30T03:49:00.000Z

Converse
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I save all my old shoes because I can imagine myself one day painting a house and not wanting to get my current shoes covered in paint.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

2007-11-30T03:46:00.000Z

Coins
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I've got one full Pringles tube of coins, and another half full tube of coins. One day I'm going to spill them all out into a busker's hat/guitar case, if their music is good and they look friendly and/or hot.

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

2007-11-30T03:44:00.000Z

LA Times
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

"Afternoon is no delight at Oakmont", ahahah. CUTE, LA TIMES, REEEAAAL CUTE.

Monday, November 5, 2007

2007-11-30T03:39:00.000Z

Grapes (Red)
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

When I get sick, I get angry, and when I get angry, I get grapes. Red grapes, because red means fire engines. Angry, angry fire engines. I once saw a fireman axe through a wall like in the movie The Shining, except I was on the side Jack Nicholson was on.

I often get confused between actor Jack Nicholson and golfer Jack Nicklaus, and once, fate cruelly allowed me to see a golf magazine with actor Jack Nicholson on the cover, which served to further my confusion.

Only now that I see that it's spelt Nicklaus, have I finally overcome this.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

2007-11-30T03:33:00.000Z

Tom
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Me and Tom went to Wetherspoon's for a Sunday roast. It was delicious, I know this to be true - but I later came down with an illness which my mind attributed to the meal. So now my brain is thinking, "eurgh, that roast dinner was disgusting". I even feel a bit sick now thinking about it, but I know, objectively speaking, that it was delicious at the time.

It's these higher brain functions that set us apart from the animals, who would actually think the meal was disgusting.

Saturday, November 3, 2007

2007-11-30T03:30:00.000Z

Tom
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

It's Tom! What's he doing here? He's only come up to London to see me, hasn't he. I like Tom. Even his name is fun to say. Tomtomtomtom.

Friday, November 2, 2007

2007-11-30T03:28:00.000Z

Lunch
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

On this day, Dan Griliopolous took us to the most amazing sandwich shop ever to have existed. They have club sandwiches the size of four Waleses end to end. Their chicken is infused with some sort of onion-y garnish, as if the chickens were fed on nothing but onions or cheese and onion crisps.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

2007-11-30T03:23:00.000Z

Supermalt
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is Supermalt, a non-alcoholic malt beverage. Here's their website, everybody in those pictures is black???

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

2007-10-31T23:37:00.000Z

Pumpkins
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I was annoyed because my friends got to carve pumpkins while I was at work. They could've waited. I should've carved their fucking faces as punishment. Haha.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

2007-10-31T23:36:00.000Z

Halo Wrapping
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Ben and Dan's birthday presents were wrapped in magazine covers. I thought this one turned out nicely. It's Master Chief, and he's about to give you a lovely birthday surprise. Microsoft, get on this.

Monday, October 29, 2007

2007-10-31T23:35:00.000Z

Edgware Road Tube Station
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This was a good shot, a bus went past and made some really nice light trails. The purple blur is handing out thelondonpaper, while the yellow blur is handing out the vastly inferior London Lite. That said, I do not care for thelondonpaper's reckless use of lower case lettering.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

2007-10-31T23:34:00.000Z

Another MacBook Shot
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Here's my MacBook again. My internet cable is annoying because it won't clip into anything, so it keeps falling out of the side of my MacBook if I move it slightly. Fucking hell my life is difficult.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

2007-10-31T23:33:00.000Z

Fender
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Guy's got loads of interesting crap in his room, with which I can spend time taking photographs when I'm not paying attention to whatever he's saying.

Friday, October 26, 2007

2007-10-31T23:32:00.000Z

Guy
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This was like a proper photo shoot. I even told Guy to take his jacket off, and he did it, like I had some power over him and he had to do everything I said. He would later consent to oral sex.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

2007-10-31T23:31:00.000Z

Laundry Room
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is where I clean all my shit, in the laundry room. I got a few angles here, so you get an idea of the type of exciting place it is.

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

2007-10-31T23:30:00.000Z

Winter Treats
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

These smell and taste horrible, so you know they're really good for you. Those orange ones are for stupid kids.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

2007-10-31T23:29:00.000Z

Value!
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Ew what's that smell it smells like poo, eurgh it's these magazines.

Monday, October 22, 2007

2007-10-31T23:28:00.000Z

Love is...
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Portal's companion cube. Used to be funny but then everybody on the internet ruined it. Still a great game though.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

2007-10-31T23:27:00.000Z

USB Drive
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is my 4GB USB memory stick. Its metal bit slides in and out like a switch blade flick knife thing. You can't stab people with it, but you can store a lot of MP3s, which are like knives to the music industry.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

2007-10-31T23:25:00.000Z

Tradition
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I've had these seven beers under my bed for weeks. I think I got them when one of my friends was staying over, but we felt tired and didn't drink them. Now they just sit there, accusingly. Threateningly.

Friday, October 19, 2007

2007-10-31T23:23:00.000Z

Medium Peri Sauce
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Me and those guys at the office (oh those wacky guys at the office) all went to Nando's because Suzy's leaving the office soon and we need to celebrate in every available moment. Not celebrate that she's going to be gone, but celebrate the time we've all spent together. Suzy's cool.

There were too many of us. So many that we had to be split across two tables, and the food took yonks to arrives. Literal yonks, like you wouldn't believe.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

2007-10-31T23:19:00.000Z

Oranges
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Dan Griliopolous gave me this orange, which I strongly suspect is a mandarin. I think a mandarin is a type of orange anyway, so 'orange' is an adequate descriptor of the thing you're looking at.

Oranges are sort of yellow-orange on the inside though, disappointingly.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

2007-10-31T23:17:00.000Z

MacBook
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Just in case somebody didn't notice, this is the MacBook I have. I'm typing this at my friend Peter's house and he's playing some really bad old school hip hop music.

I've never felt less friends with him than right now.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

2007-10-31T23:15:00.000Z

MacBook
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I ended up taking loads of photographs of my Macbook, such is my love for it. It is small and white and brilliant and it makes me feel a little bit better than the average guy.

Monday, October 15, 2007

2007-10-31T23:12:00.000Z

MacBook
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

I bought a Macbook roughly on this day, and I'm typing on it now. If you think about it, the fact that you're reading this is amazing. It's going via bluetooth to my phone, and then through my phone to a mobile phone tower or a satellite or something, and then I've no idea what happens.

Isn't that amazing?

Sunday, October 14, 2007

2007-10-31T23:02:00.000Z

Peter
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Looks like I met up with Peter today. He didn't want to be seen next to the advertising at Piccadilly Circus, because he didn't want to look like a tourist, but I got him anyway.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

2007-10-31T23:00:00.000Z

Tubin'
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Close doors, come on doors. Close. Clooooose. Come on you stupid doors, close. Why aren't you closing. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Shhrrrrt!

Hooray the doors have closed.

Friday, October 12, 2007

2007-10-31T22:58:00.000Z

Guy Eats Chicken
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Guy is half-man, half-fried chicken. He must eat his weight in fried chicken every day or else he will go mad.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

2007-10-31T22:56:00.000Z

Matt
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

The Games Media Awards, which might've been called the Lames Weedia Shamwards for all it's worth. Here's Matt though, looking rather dapper.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

2007-10-31T22:53:00.000Z

Crysis Dogtags
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Some Crysis dogtags, which will be sold for charity. If you were hit by a car and the ambulance man saw this, he'd try and inject you with Crysis because he'd think that was your blood. Can you imagine how painful that would be? CDs flowing around your veins?

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

2007-10-31T22:50:00.000Z

Hammond, You Cheeky Auto-Biographer
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Finally, a hardback reason to hate Richard Hammond.

Monday, October 8, 2007

2007-10-31T22:49:00.000Z

Beard Growth - Day 17
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Day 17 of my beard. I'm glad I've shaved that off now. I look homeless. You can't even see my home in this picture. I could actually be homeless. People might assume.

Sunday, October 7, 2007

2007-10-31T22:44:00.000Z

Odeon
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

From my Flickr page:

Description: Taken just before we went to see Death Proof, a great Tarantino movie I'll be recommending to anybody who'll listen to me for weeks.

evilkenevil: That's kind of a mean thing to do. Death Proof is embarassingly bad and tedious and bad. It'sbad. Bad, Steve, bad.

me:Yeah it's actually not that great.

I'm so fickle.