Highgate
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey
These new tube trains are far too blurry to ride on. Only last night I sat on what I thought was a seat, when a yelp came from behind me.
"Excuse me!" cried a snooty lady, "you're sitting on me!"
"I am ever so sorry," I replied, reclining gently, "but you're so blurry I thought you were a seat." I farted as I slid down her leg, her thigh acting as a sort of castor rail for my buttocks.
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