Sunday, September 30, 2007


Beard Growth - Day 9
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

And on the seventh day, I rested and grew a beard. A hella kick-ass beard. My first, and to date my last, beard. My hair was pretty good too.

Saturday, September 29. 2007


Antibiotics
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Amoxicillin, making alcohol trendy and dangerous again.

Friday, September 28, 2007


Nerdy Apparel #2
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

My Double Fine T-shirt, actually bought from Double Fine with my own money. And here's me, effectively paying their wages with my stellar reviews of Pyschonauts.

Thursday, September 27, 2007


Antibiotics
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Some antibiotics. This was the worst sickness I ever did sick in the whole of the year. I could barely swallow. I remember walking to Tesco, and trying to swallow, and it was cold, and I could barely swallow. Eurgh, it was horrible. I love swallowing. Even if it's just nothing. Swallow swallow swallow.

Enjoy it while you can.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007


Raining
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

It was raining a lot, and I'm fairly certain that on this day I was feeling incredibly ill. How I managed to keep taking photographs is genuinely astounding, I must be some sort of amaze-o-person.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007


Breakfast of Champions
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This was a gift from Peter for letting him stay at my house for a week while he found somewhere to live. It's a very good book, probably my favourite book. Ever?

Monday, September 24, 2007


We ♥ Katamari
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

It's been two months since I've updated the blog, oh no. I'll struggle to remember what the bollocking hell I was doing on each day. I mean, here's a comparison between two manuals. What the blathering feck was I up to?

Nobody knows!

Sunday, September 23, 2007


The Fourth Bear
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

The first time I've read a book without first reading the blurb on the back, and it's better for it.

Saturday, September 22, 2007


Unique
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

You may often wonder what my fingerprint looks like. Well now you don't have to. Here it is.

Friday, September 21, 2007


Shakespeare Tower
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Peter and I went to the Barbican Centre to see a play called A Disappearing Number. It was good, and we spent a lot of time laughing at "cultured people" and doing funny voices at them.

This is one of the three residential towers at the Barbican. The others are here and here.

Thursday, September 20, 2007


Will - Spy
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is Will Porter, pretending to be the Spy from Team Fortress 2, pretending to be Tim Edwards.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007


Stuffed Boeing
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

A souvenir for a friend bought in Seattle, the home of Boeing! I forgot to give it to him though. Crapola.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007


Mile End
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Coming back from Mile End, just like the old days.

Monday, September 17, 2007


Nokia E65
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This phone is so great. It's got everything on it. Emails. Ringtones.

Emails.

Sunday, September 16, 2007


Shoreham-by-Sea
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Taken on the train back to London with Tom. This is Shoreham, and it's generally not that nice looking. Once back in London we visited Guy, Fran and Jess's new flat, which didn't smell as much like shit as they said it did.

Saturday, September 15, 2007


Crash
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Tim and I went to the Shoreham Air Show, where we saw a terrible plane crash in which the pilot died. That sort of made us feel shit for the rest of the day.

We saw Superbad in the evening, it was alright.

Friday, September 14, 2007


Cartwheel
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This Friday marked the beginning of The Final Weekend of Fun with Tim Before He Goes To Exeter. We went to Wetherspoon's, and then to Barney's, and then to Tim's, where Tim did cartwheels all the way down his street.

We watched Saving Private Ryan.

Thursday, September 13, 2007


The Hobgoblin
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

One of our many local after-work pubs. This one has a great dog who sits about the place.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007


Dolla
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

"I don't know about you, but that letter J over there is really starting to freak me out."

Oh Washington, you crack me up.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007


Cotton Buds
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Like a formation of little cotton-headed soldiers.

Monday, September 10, 2007


Note
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

There's something photogenic about a handwritten note.

Sunday, September 9, 2007


Car Wash
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

How hot must this have been? Just like the movies!

Saturday, September 8, 2007


Me
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Plucked up the courage to take my camera out of the hotel room, and went to buy some clothes at Macy's. Look at me, buying clothes from Macy's!

Friday, September 7, 2007


Hotel Room
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

This is where I spent most of my time in Seattle. I watched seven episodes of Hannah Montana. There was some sort of marathon or something. I won't tell my friends this.

No really, 'working' all day and being too tired to do anything in the evening is what America is all about. Especially in Bellevue where there's nothing to do.

Thursday, September 6, 2007


iPod Dock
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Jetlag woke me up at 3am, so I generally spent a few hours each day dancing in my room to some of my dopest beats until the sun came up.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007


Towels
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

And then, like it was the sanest thing in the world, I went to Seattle.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


Natwest's Security Thing
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey

Open the Natwest doors please HAL.

Monday, September 3, 2007


Monster
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey.

Possibly the largest spider ever to have existed. It was no match for me and my glass/paper combo though.

Sunday, September 2, 2007


Graffiti Wall
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey.

This path through the forest next to my house is pretty scary at night. No amount of rape whistles will save you.

Saturday, September 1, 2007


Peter's New Flat
Originally uploaded by escaped.monkey.

Peter found his new flat today, and it's furnished with some really expensive furniture. Staggeringly so. He's pretty pleased with it. That plastic bag on the table contains Peter's used underwear.

I thought they ruined the ambience slightly.